Michael Bird is a real theological comedian. We need more like him. Here is an FB sample:
Dear pagans, when I talk about “paganism,” I mean the religious wing of the Roman empire, not modern paganism. I have no problem with a few Berkley grads rolling around the forest naked, playing a home-made flute, riding a goat, sacrificing a pineapple to the moon, drinking some medicinal herbal tea, and french kissing an oak tree. You people amuse me more than bother me!